Round 2 with Mr. G - Epilog - Naming Mr. G

He has entered her - time for Mr. G to have a name.  We thought about this a lot.  It’s hard work.  I wanted to call him Dick since part of his name is a euphemism for penis.  You know - Richards, Peters, Cochran.  Wife didn’t like that.  We considered Tall, Dark and Horny; Onyx; and Mr. Charm, but finally settled on Black Diamond (BD).  Because, well he is black, and he is a precious gem to Wife.